You might be a tactical redneck if…
What separates a normal redneck from a tactical redneck? There are a lot of rednecks in this country, and most of us own guns. Some of us are more tactical than others. The question really is, where is the line that gets crossed that makes you, a tactical redneck. Well…
You might be a tactical redneck if…
Your 5.11 pants covered in oil stains
All of your ammo cans say Folgers
All of the 5 rings on your targets say Budweiser
Your carry belt has an over-sized belt buckle
Your carry gun has a Mossy Oak paint job
The camouflage paint job on your guns came out of a spray paint can
Your primary hunting rifle is an AR
The paint job on your carry gun matches your hunting clothes and your truck
Your coffee table is set up as an armorer’s bench
You use a tackle box to sort your spare gun parts
Your first weapons light was a MagLite duck tape the barrel of your rifle
You know what a cut shell is
You have actually used a cut shell
You have use demilled rounds as blanks
All of your everyday carry gear came from Wal-Mart
You bought your first “evil black rifle” at Wal-Mart
The only difference in the clothes you wear at home and the clothes you wear at work is the cammo pattern
Your unit designated you as the translator for anyone with a deep southern or cajun accent
The only reason you hate you job is because you have to shave so that you can get a seal on your gas mask
Obviously this isn’t an all inclusive list, and you don’t have to meet all of these to be a tactical redneck. But, it is a good indication.
